ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Frankenstein Seeds. Just the name alone sounds like something stitched together in a thunderstorm, doesn’t it? Like some mad botanist took a lightning bolt to a cannabis plant and said, “Live, damn you!” And maybe that’s not too far off. These seeds—mutant, hybrid, unpredictable—don’t play by the rules. They’re not for the faint of heart or the lazy grower. You want easy? Go buy autoflowers from a gas station. You want weird, wild, potentially genius-level herb? Frankenstein’s your guy.
They’re not one strain. They’re a concept. A philosophy. A middle finger to the tidy little boxes people try to shove cannabis into. Indica? Sativa? Who cares. These things grow like they’ve got secrets. One might stretch like a vine, another stays squat and angry. You never really know what you’re gonna get. That’s half the fun—or the frustration, depending on your patience level.
I grew a batch once. Thought I had it figured out. Tall, lanky phenos with purple streaks and this weird citrus-fuel funk that made my eyes water. Then one plant—just one—decided to flower two weeks early and reeked of black pepper and old socks. Smoked like a fever dream. I loved it. My buddy hated it. Said it gave him “existential dread.” Whatever that means.
Some folks say Frankenstein Seeds are unstable. Sure. So’s genius. So’s art. You want predictability? Go buy a clone. These seeds are for people who like surprises. Who don’t mind a little chaos in their garden. Who understand that sometimes, the best weed comes from the weirdest plants.
And yeah, they can be a pain in the ass. Some phenos herm. Some stretch like they’re trying to escape the planet. You gotta watch them. Train them. Talk to them, maybe. Or yell at them. I’ve done both. They don’t care. They do what they want. But when they hit—when you get that one plant that smells like mangoes soaked in diesel and hits like a freight train—you’ll remember why you bothered.
Honestly, I think Frankenstein Seeds are punk rock. They’re messy, loud, unpredictable, and kind of beautiful in a twisted way. They don’t care about your grow schedule or your nutrient chart. They just want to live. And maybe freak you out a little.
So yeah. If you’re looking for something clean, clinical, and consistent—look elsewhere. But if you’ve got a little mad scientist in you, if you like rolling the dice, if you believe that sometimes the monster is the masterpiece . . . plant a Frankenstein.