Mazar Kush Seeds

Mazar Kush Seeds

Mazar Kush seeds. Damn—just saying it feels like you’re whispering a secret. These little beans carry some serious old-school Afghan punch, the kind of heavy indica that doesn’t ask politely before it melts your spine into the couch. You don’t grow Mazar if you’re looking for a light, daytime buzz. You grow it because you want to feel like gravity just tripled and your thoughts are moving through molasses. In a good way. A really good way.

Shark Bite Seeds

Shark Bite Seeds

Shark Bite Seeds. Just the name makes you pause, right? Sounds like something you’d find in a dusty tackle box or maybe a sketchy back alley dispensary in Venice Beach. But nah—these are cannabis seeds. And they bite. Not literally, obviously, but the high? It’s got teeth.

White Kush Seeds

White Kush Seeds

White Kush seeds. Man, where do I even start? These little bastards are sneaky—short, stocky, and they’ll punch you in the lungs if you’re not ready. You crack one open, plant it, and suddenly your closet smells like a pine forest got drunk and passed out in a spice rack. It’s not for everyone. But if you know, you know.

Citral Flo Seeds

Citral Flo Seeds

Citral Flo seeds. Man, where do you even start with these? They’re not for everyone—let’s get that out of the way. But if you’re the kind of grower who gets a little thrill from something offbeat, something that doesn’t play by the rules, you might want to lean in.

Silver Surfer Seeds

Silver Surfer Seeds

Silver Surfer Seeds. Sounds like a comic book villain’s stash, right? But nah—this is cannabis we’re talking about. Real-deal, sticky-finger, nose-tingling genetics that’ve been floating around in whispers and smoke circles for a while now. You don’t just stumble on this strain. You hear about it from that one guy who always knows a guy. Or maybe you see it on a seed bank site buried under a dozen hyped-up crosses with names like “Banana Pancake Diesel #9.” Whatever. Silver Surfer’s different.

Critical Widow Seeds

Critical Widow Seeds

Critical Widow seeds. Yeah, that name alone kind of punches you in the face, doesn’t it? Like—what are we even dealing with here? Some Frankenstein hybrid born in a back-alley grow op with a vendetta? Sort of. It’s the lovechild of Critical Mass and White Widow, two absolute monsters in the cannabis world. You take the heavy-yielding, couch-locking Critical and smash it into the frosty, cerebral White Widow and boom—you get this weirdly balanced, slightly unhinged powerhouse. It’s like pairing a linebacker with a lucid dreamer. Somehow it works.

Sour Headband Seeds

Sour Headband Seeds

Ever cracked open a jar of Sour Headband and just—bam—got hit with that diesel funk? It’s like someone lit a gas station on fire in a lemon grove. That’s the vibe. These seeds? They grow into something wild. Not polite. Not subtle. Definitely not for your grandma’s garden (unless she’s cool as hell).

Purple Queen Seeds

Purple Queen Seeds

Ever cracked open a pack of Purple Queen seeds? No? Then you haven’t lived. Or maybe you have, but not in color. Not in that deep, royal, punch-you-in-the-face kind of purple that makes your eyes widen and your brain go, “Wait, what the hell is this?”

Blue Ice Seeds

Blue Ice Seeds

Blue Ice Seeds. Just saying the name feels like cracking open a cold one after a long, hot day. There’s something crisp about it—sharp, clean, but with a weirdly mellow undercurrent. Like biting into a frozen blueberry that’s been soaking in gin. Or maybe that’s just me.