Angel Cakes Seeds

Angel Cakes Seeds

Angel Cakes. The name alone makes you pause—soft, sweet, a little surreal. But don’t let the bakery vibes fool you. This strain’s got teeth. Sticky, loud, and weirdly comforting, these seeds grow into something that’s part dessert, part daydream, part punch in the face (in a good way?).

Gas Monkey Seeds

Gas Monkey Seeds

Gas Monkey Seeds. Just the name hits with a kind of greasy-knuckle swagger—like something you'd find scribbled on the back of a garage receipt, tucked under a busted carburetor. These aren't your grandma’s cannabis seeds (unless your grandma was a burnout biker with a taste for the wild). They're loud. They're sticky. They don't ask permission.

Gorilla Punch Seeds

Gorilla Punch Seeds

Gorilla Punch Seeds. Just the name hits like a brick. You hear it and think—damn, that’s either gonna knock me out or make me laugh so hard I forget what day it is. Maybe both. Depends on the grow, the cure, the mood, the moon. Whatever. It’s weed, not math.

Casino Kush Seeds

Casino Kush Seeds

Casino Kush seeds. Just the name hits different, doesn’t it? Like velvet dice rolling across a green felt table, slow and deliberate. You can almost hear the clink of a whiskey glass in the background. This strain doesn’t whisper—nah, it leans in close and tells you a secret you weren’t ready to hear. Heavy indica vibes, but not the kind that just glue you to the couch. More like... you melt into the floor and start philosophizing with the ceiling fan.

Thor’s Hammer Seeds

Thor's Hammer Seeds

Thor’s Hammer Seeds. Just the name hits like a freight train. You hear it and think—power, myth, lightning splitting the sky. And yeah, that’s kind of what this strain feels like. Not subtle. Not polite. It’s the kind of weed that doesn’t ask if you’re ready. It just shows up, kicks the door in, and starts rearranging your brain chemistry.

Pineapple Punch Seeds

Pineapple Punch Seeds

Ever cracked open a jar of Pineapple Punch seeds and just—paused? That smell. Sweet, sharp, like someone drop-kicked a fruit stand into a reggae festival. It hits you before anything even sprouts. This isn’t your average backyard grow. These seeds carry a vibe. A whole mood, really.

22 Seeds

22 Seeds

22 Seeds. That’s a weird number, right? Not 20, not 25—just 22. Like someone counted them out by hand, then got distracted mid-scoop. But maybe that’s the point. Maybe it’s not about symmetry or logic. Maybe it’s about potential. Each one of those seeds? A shot at something wild, sticky, skunky, euphoric. Or mellow. Or just... weirdly introspective. Depends on the strain. Depends on the soil. Depends on you.

Pineapple Cookies Seeds

Pineapple Cookies Seeds

Pineapple Cookies seeds. Just the name makes your mouth twitch a little, right? Sweet, tropical, with that weirdly comforting baked-good vibe. But don’t let the dessert-y name fool you—this strain’s got some teeth. It’s not your grandma’s sleepy-time stash. Unless your grandma’s a retired Deadhead with a secret grow room and a lava lamp collection.