WMD Seeds

WMD Seeds

WMD Seeds. Just the name hits like a punch in the teeth—bold, brash, unapologetic. These aren’t your grandma’s cannabis seeds (unless your grandma was a biker chemist with a grudge and a greenhouse). They’re bred for impact. Not subtlety. Not grace. Impact.

Jack Smack Seeds

Jack Smack Seeds

Jack Smack Seeds. Just the name hits like a slap—sharp, fast, unapologetic. You hear it and either grin or flinch. Depends on your history with sativas that don’t mess around. This isn’t your mellow, couch-hugging indica. This is the kind of strain that kicks the door open, yells something inappropriate, and then makes you clean your whole damn house at 3 a.m. because suddenly that seems like a great idea.

White Slipper Seeds

White Slipper Seeds

White Slipper seeds. Yeah, they sound delicate—like some dainty-ass fairy tale flower—but don’t be fooled. These little bastards grow into something wild. A hybrid, sure, but it leans heavy into the sativa side, and you can feel it. Not in a mellow, floaty way. More like a brain-slap. A jolt. Like your neurons just got a fresh coat of paint and now they won’t shut up.

Mendocino Madness Seeds

Mendocino Madness Seeds

Mendocino Madness. Even the name sounds like a dare. Like something whispered behind a gas station in Ukiah, or scribbled on a napkin in a bar that doesn’t exist anymore. This strain isn’t for the spreadsheet growers or the ones who obsess over terpene charts like they’re decoding ancient scripture. It’s for the ones who still get dirt under their fingernails and don’t mind a little chaos in the garden.

Tonics Web Seeds

Tonics Web Seeds

Tonics Web Seeds. Yeah—those guys. If you’ve been sniffing around the cannabis seed scene for more than five minutes, their name probably popped up. Or maybe it didn’t. That’s the thing with real-deal growers and breeders—they’re not always screaming for attention. Sometimes they just let the plants do the talking. And holy hell, do these seeds talk.

Big Holy Nina Seeds

Big Holy Nina Seeds

Big Holy Nina Seeds. Yeah, that name alone sounds like a fever dream whispered in a smoke-filled basement, doesn’t it? But these aren’t just any cannabis seeds—they’re a damn invocation. A prayer wrapped in resin. A genetic cocktail that doesn’t ask for permission, just kicks the door in and lights up the room.

Deadwood Seeds

Deadwood Seeds

Deadwood Seeds. Yeah, they’ve got a name that sounds like a Western ghost town where outlaws go to die—but these cannabis seeds? They’re anything but dead. They’re gritty, alive, and unapologetically loud. You crack open a pack and it’s like opening a dusty saloon door—something’s about to happen. Something sticky, skunky, and probably illegal in a few states.

Eugene Cream Seeds

Eugene Cream Seeds

Eugene Cream. Just the name alone makes you pause a second—sounds like a milkshake or some 1970s jazz fusion record. But no, it's weed. Cannabis seeds, to be precise. And not just any seeds. These are the kind that make growers lean in a little closer, squint at the label, and mutter, “Oh damn, this one again.”

F’n louZER Seeds

F'n louZER Seeds

F’n louZER Seeds. Yeah, that’s the name. Sounds like a joke, right? Like some stoner in a garage came up with it after a three-hour dab session and a bag of stale Funyuns. But don’t let the name fool you—these seeds? They’re no joke. They hit hard, grow weird, and leave you wondering what the hell just happened to your afternoon.

Rigger Kush Seeds

Rigger Kush Seeds

Rigger Kush seeds. Yeah, those. You ever crack open a pack and just know—like deep in your gut—that something wild’s about to grow? That’s Rigger. Not your average backyard bud. These things come with attitude baked in. You can smell it before it sprouts. Earthy, sharp, a little diesel, a little pine—like a mechanic’s garage in the middle of a redwood forest. Weird, right? But it works.