Gorilla Glue Seeds

Gorilla Glue Seeds

Okay, listen, let me tell you about Gorilla Glue Seeds, these are cannabis seeds that really pack a punch. I've tried them a couple of times myself, and I'll be honest with you — it's like nature has decided to give you a hug and say, “Everything will be okay”.

Professor Chaos Seeds

Professor Chaos Seeds

Professor Chaos Seeds. Just the name alone sounds like a comic book villain got into botany and decided to start a revolution from the soil up. And maybe that’s not so far off. These cannabis seeds aren’t your average dime-a-dozen, gas station grab-bag genetics. They’re weird. Wild. Sometimes straight-up unpredictable. But damn if they don’t grow into something worth talking about.

Green Candy Seeds

Green Candy Seeds

Green Candy Seeds. Sounds like a joke, right? Like something you'd find in a Wonka box, not a grow tent. But nah—this is cannabis. Real, sticky, sweet-smelling stuff that doesn’t just look pretty under LEDs, it hits. Hard, sometimes. Depends how you grow it, how you treat it. Like people, really.

Mighty Glue Seeds

Mighty Glue Seeds

Mighty Glue Seeds. Just saying the name feels sticky. Like your fingers after trimming a fat, resin-dripping cola. This strain doesn’t play around — it’s loud, it’s heavy, and it’ll slap you sideways if you’re not ready. You’ve been warned.

CBD Blue Shark Seeds

CBD Blue Shark Seeds

CBD Blue Shark. Sounds like a cartoon character or some weird indie band from the late 2000s, right? But no—this one’s a plant. A real, living, breathing (well, photosynthesizing) thing. A cannabis strain that doesn’t just get you stoned out of your skull, but actually tries to do something else. Something gentler. Something... medicinal? Maybe. Depends who you ask.

Hell’s Bells Seeds

Hell's Bells Seeds

Hell’s Bells Seeds. Just the name hits like a shot of whiskey to the chest—loud, gritty, unapologetic. You don’t pick up a pack of these unless you’re ready for something a little unhinged. These aren’t your grandma’s sleepy-time indica seeds. Nah. These are the kind of genetics that make you question whether you’re high or just spiritually vibrating at a new frequency.

Dream Star Seeds

Dream Star Seeds

Dream Star Seeds. Just saying the name feels like a whisper from another planet—or maybe a late-night conversation with someone who knows too much about the stars and not enough about rent. These seeds aren’t for the casual grower. They’re for the dreamers, the ones who stare at the ceiling fan and wonder what it’d be like if it spun backwards into another dimension. You know the type.

Durban Cheese Seeds

Durban Cheese Seeds

Durban Cheese seeds are weird little bastards. You pop one in the dirt, and if the stars align—or you just don’t screw it up—it grows into this wild, funky-smelling plant that somehow manages to be both chill and electric at the same time. It’s like someone took a sharp sativa and dipped it in melted cheddar. Not literally, obviously, but that’s the vibe. Earthy, sweet, a little sour. Makes your nose twitch. Makes your brain do cartwheels.

The Flav Seeds

The Flav Seeds

Flav Seeds. Yeah, those. If you’ve been around the cannabis scene long enough—like really in it, not just browsing dispensary menus—you’ve probably heard whispers. Or maybe loud, stoned rants. Depends who you hang with. Either way, these seeds aren’t just another name in the endless scroll of breeders trying to slap a label on a bag of maybe-it-grows-maybe-it-doesn’t genetics. Nah. Flav Seeds hit different.