Birthday Cake Seeds

Birthday Cake Seeds

Birthday Cake seeds. Just the name makes you grin, right? Like—what are we even doing here? Smoking dessert? Yeah. Pretty much. This strain’s a sweet, sticky hybrid that doesn’t mess around. It’s not some dainty little puff of nostalgia. It hits. Hard. But smooth. Like velvet-wrapped brass knuckles.

707 Seeds

707 Seeds

707 Seeds. You’ve probably heard the name tossed around in grower circles—half reverent, half whispered like it’s some underground password. And yeah, it kind of is. These aren’t your average dime-a-dozen genetics. We’re talking Humboldt County bloodlines, baby. NorCal soil, fog, and stubbornness bred straight into the DNA. You can feel it in the plants. Smell it. Taste it. It’s not hype—it’s heritage.

Bubblegum Kush Seeds

Bubblegum Kush Seeds

Bubblegum Kush seeds—man, where do I even start? This strain's got a name that sounds like candy, but don’t let that fool you. It hits like a memory you forgot you had. Sweet on the inhale, sure, but there’s this earthy, almost musky undertone that creeps in and lingers. Like a basement full of incense and old records. You know the vibe.

Cereal Milk Seeds

Cereal Milk Seeds

Ever cracked open a jar of Cereal Milk and just—paused? That smell. Sweet, creamy, like someone dunked a sugar cookie in a bowl of vanilla ice cream and left it under a heat lamp. It’s weirdly nostalgic. Like Saturday morning cartoons and being too young to know what a hangover was. And the seeds? Yeah, they’re the start of that whole trip.

American Pie Seeds

American Pie Seeds

American Pie seeds. Yeah, they sound sweet, right? Like something your stoner cousin would mumble about at Thanksgiving between bites of actual pie. But don’t let the name fool you—this strain hits different. It’s not some soft, nostalgic trip down memory lane. It’s more like a psychedelic rollercoaster through a candy-colored dreamscape with a bassline that won’t quit.

Blueberry Cruffin Seeds

Blueberry Cruffin Seeds

Blueberry Cruffin. Just say it out loud. Sounds like something you'd find in a boutique bakery in Portland, right? But nah—this isn’t some flaky pastry with a dollop of jam. We're talking cannabis seeds. A strain that smells like a dessert, hits like a freight train, and grows like it’s got something to prove.

Alien OG Seeds

Alien OG Seeds

Alien OG seeds are weird little bastards. Tiny, unassuming—like they wouldn’t wreck your entire afternoon with a single puff. But they will. Oh, they will. This strain isn’t for lightweights or people who “just want a mellow buzz.” No. Alien OG is a full-body abduction. You smoke it, and suddenly your couch is a spaceship and your thoughts are... not your own.

Afghani Seeds

Afghani Seeds

Afghani seeds. Heavy, squat, dark little things—like they’ve seen some shit. And they have. This is old-world cannabis, the kind that grew in the dry, rugged hills of northern Afghanistan long before anyone in California thought to name a strain after a dessert. These seeds don’t mess around. Pure indica. No frills. No fruity nonsense. Just thick, resinous plants that smell like earth and hash and maybe a little sweat if you’re being honest.

Bruce Banner #3 Seeds

Bruce Banner #3 Seeds

Bruce Banner #3 seeds—man, where do I even start? This isn’t your average backyard bud. It’s like someone took the Hulk’s rage, bottled it, and then whispered sweet nothings of strawberry diesel into its ear. You pop one of these seeds in the dirt, and you’re not just growing a plant—you’re summoning a beast. A green, frosty, high-octane beast that doesn’t ask for permission. It just shows up.