White Fire OG Seeds

White Fire OG Seeds

White Fire OG. Or WiFi OG, if you're feeling cheeky. Either way—this strain doesn’t mess around. It’s the kind of seed you plant when you’re not just looking to grow weed, but to grow something that punches you in the face with flavor, then kisses your forehead after. A hybrid, sure, but not one of those boring, middle-of-the-road types. This one’s got attitude. Fire in the name for a reason.

Chocolate Fondue Seeds

Chocolate Fondue Seeds

Chocolate Fondue. Just the name makes you grin a little, right? Sounds like dessert, smokes like a dream. This strain—born from the sweet chaos of Chocolope and Exodus Cheese—doesn’t mess around. It’s not for the faint-hearted or the flavor-blind. You either get it or you don’t.

White Truffle Seeds

White Truffle Seeds

White Truffle seeds. Yeah—those. If you know, you know. And if you don’t? Well, buckle up.

Chemdawg #4 Seeds

Chemdawg #4 Seeds

Chemdawg #4 seeds—man, where do I even start? This isn’t your average backyard bud. It’s loud. It’s greasy. It’s got that unmistakable diesel funk that punches you in the nose before you even crack the jar. Some people love it. Others—well, they gag a little. But that’s part of the charm, right?

XJ-13 Seeds

XJ-13 Seeds

XJ-13 seeds. Man, where do you even start with a strain like that? It’s like someone took a citrusy daydream, jammed it into a nug, and said, “Here—try not to float away.” Sativa-dominant, yeah, but not in that jittery, teeth-grinding way. More like... your brain just got a fresh coat of paint. Bright green. With sparkles.

Pre-98 Bubba Kush Seeds

Pre-98 Bubba Kush Seeds

Pre-98 Bubba Kush seeds. Old-school. Heavy. Like your uncle’s leather jacket that still smells like cologne and weed from the '90s. This isn’t some shiny new hybrid with a marketing team and a TikTok account—it’s the real-deal, knock-you-on-your-ass indica that’s been floating around since before people started naming strains after desserts and cartoon characters.

Runtz Seeds

Runtz Seeds

Okay, bro, listen, let me tell you about Runtz Seeds. Basically, they're cannabis seeds, and honestly, if you try them even once, you'll understand why there's so much hype around them.

Critical Plus Seeds

Critical Plus Seeds

Critical Plus seeds. Man, where do I even start? These little green grenades have been kicking around grow rooms and backyards for years now, and for good reason. They’re fast. Like, blink-and-they’re-blooming fast. You toss them in the dirt, give them a little love, and boom—eight weeks later you’ve got a bushy, citrus-smelling monster staring back at you like, “What now?”

Tahoe OG Seeds

Tahoe OG Seeds

Some strains hit like a memory. Tahoe OG—yeah, that one—feels like a late-night drive through piney mountain air, windows down, music too loud, and not caring who hears. It’s not just weed. It’s a mood. A vibe. A full-body exhale after holding your breath for too damn long.

Critical Orange Punch Seeds

Critical Orange Punch Seeds

Critical Orange Punch seeds—man, where do you even start with these? They're like that one friend who always shows up late but brings the best snacks. You forgive everything because the payoff is just that good. These seeds come from Dutch Passion, which, yeah, sounds fancy, but the strain itself? It's gritty, loud, and unapologetically sticky. A three-way genetic mashup: Grandaddy Purps, Orange Bud, and Critical. It’s like someone threw a party in a greenhouse and forgot to clean up. Beautiful chaos.