Permanent Marker Seeds

Permanent Marker Seeds

Permanent Marker seeds. Just the name hits different, doesn’t it? Like something you’d scrawl on a bathroom stall in high school—bold, unapologetic, probably misspelled. But this isn’t about graffiti. This is about weed. Loud, sticky, brain-bending weed that smells like someone spilled diesel in a candy shop and then lit a match.

Pina Colada Seeds

Pina Colada Seeds

Pina Colada seeds. Yeah, they sound like a cocktail, and honestly—smell a bit like one too. Sweet, tropical, sticky as hell when cured right. You crack open a jar and it’s like someone just opened a blender full of pineapple, coconut, and a whisper of diesel. Not subtle. Not shy. Definitely not for someone who wants their weed to smell like hay and regret.

Sour Bubble Seeds

Sour Bubble Seeds

Sour Bubble seeds. Man, where do I even start with these little green grenades?

White MAC Seeds

White MAC Seeds

White MAC seeds. You ever crack one open and just stare at it? Tiny, yeah, but it hums with this weird, quiet promise. Like it knows something you don’t. Like it’s been places. And it’s about to take you there—whether you’re ready or not.

Tokyo OG Seeds

Tokyo OG Seeds

Tokyo OG Seeds. Just saying the name feels like lighting a fuse. There’s something gritty and slick about it—like neon reflections on wet pavement at 3 a.m., like a whispered deal in a Shibuya alley. This isn’t your average backyard bud. No. This strain’s got attitude. Swagger. A kind of quiet violence in the way it grows—tight, dense, unforgiving. You don’t just plant Tokyo OG. You commit to it.

Viper Cookies Seeds

Viper Cookies Seeds

Viper Cookies. Just saying the name feels a little dangerous, right? Like you’re about to get into something sticky and sweet and maybe a little venomous. These seeds—man, they’re not for the faint-hearted. You plant them, and what you get? A snarling hybrid that doesn’t ask politely before it hits you. It just does.

Permafrost Seeds

Permafrost Seeds

Permafrost Seeds. Just the name hits cold—like biting wind across your face at 3 a.m. in the dead of January. These cannabis seeds aren’t your average backyard sprouters. They’re tough. Built for survival. Like, if you dropped them in a snowbank and forgot about them for a month, they’d probably still pop when the sun came back. Maybe even stronger.

Shishkaberry Seeds

Shishkaberry Seeds

Shishkaberry seeds. Man, where do you even start with these little beasts? They’re not flashy. Not loud. But they’ve got this quiet, almost smug confidence—like they know something you don’t. And maybe they do. Maybe they know they’re gonna blow your mind sideways once they bloom.

Whitewalker OG Seeds

Whitewalker OG Seeds

Whitewalker OG Seeds. Just saying the name feels like you’re summoning something—icy, strange, maybe a little dangerous. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill backyard bud. No. This one’s got teeth. And a weird, creeping elegance that sneaks up on you like fog rolling in over cold asphalt at 3 a.m.

Star Killer Seeds

Star Killer Seeds

Star Killer Seeds. Just the name hits different. Sounds like something out of a B-movie sci-fi flick—lasers, explosions, a rogue hero with a vape pen. But nah, this is real-deal cannabis. A heavy-hitter. A couch-gluer. A “cancel your plans and order Thai food” kind of strain.