ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Fat Banana seeds. Just the name makes you grin a little, right? Like—what the hell is that supposed to mean? But if you’ve ever cracked one open, grown it, smelled it, smoked it… you get it. It’s not subtle. It’s not polite. It’s loud and sticky and smells like someone mashed a banana into a diesel engine and lit it on fire. In a good way.
These seeds come from Royal Queen Seeds, and yeah, they knew what they were doing. It’s a cross between Banana and OG Kush—so you’re getting that heavy, couch-glue indica vibe with a tropical twist that makes your mouth water before you even spark up. Not for the faint of heart. Or the early risers. This is end-of-the-day, cancel-your-plans weed. The kind that makes your legs forget how to leg.
Growing it? Not rocket science, but not idiot-proof either. Indoors, you’re looking at a short, squat plant—bushy as hell, like it’s trying to hide something. Outdoors, it stretches a bit more, but still stays manageable. Yields are solid. Not record-breaking, but respectable. What matters is the resin—thick, greasy, clings to your fingers like tree sap. Smells like overripe fruit and gasoline. Sounds gross. Smells amazing.
THC levels? High. Like, really high. 25%+ if you treat her right. This isn’t your grandma’s weed. Unless your grandma’s a retired biker who listens to doom metal and grows hydro in her basement. Then maybe it is.
And the high—oh man. It hits slow, like it’s sneaking up on you. First you’re giggling. Then you’re hungry. Then you’re horizontal, staring at the ceiling like it’s whispering secrets. Time gets weird. Music sounds better. Your limbs feel like warm pudding. It’s not a social strain. It’s a “let’s order Thai food and watch Planet Earth for four hours” strain. And that’s not a complaint.
People say it’s good for insomnia, stress, pain—whatever. I’m not a doctor. But I’ve seen it knock out the most anxious, over-caffeinated people I know. Like flipping a switch. Boom. Silence. Peace. Sleep. Or at least a very long, very chill stare into the void.
Honestly, Fat Banana isn’t for everyone. Some folks want crisp, clear, energetic highs. This ain’t that. This is the opposite of that. This is molasses. This is a weighted blanket made of THC. This is “I forgot what I was saying” in plant form.
But if that’s what you’re after—if you want to melt into your couch and taste tropical funk on your tongue while your brain floats somewhere near Saturn—then yeah. Plant the seed. Watch it grow. And prepare to forget what day it is.