ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Fat Axl Seeds. Yeah, that name alone makes you pause, right? Sounds like a biker bar or a washed-up rock god’s side hustle. But no—these are cannabis seeds. And not just any seeds. These things are chunky, loud, and unapologetically weird. Like, you open the pack and they practically scream, “You ready for this?”
I first ran into Fat Axl at a swap meet in Humboldt—guy in a denim vest, smelled like pine tar and burnt rubber. He handed me a pack like it was a secret weapon. No label, just a Sharpie scrawl: FAT AXL (FEM). I asked what the lineage was. He just grinned and said, “She’s got attitude.” That was it. No genetics breakdown, no terpene chart, no lab-tested nonsense. Just vibes.
And holy hell, when they grow? They grow like they’ve got something to prove. Thick stalks, leaves like dinner plates, buds that look like they’ve been lifting weights. Not elegant. Not refined. Just raw, sticky power. The kind of plant that doesn’t care about your hydro setup or your Instagram aesthetic. It wants dirt. Sun. Maybe a little neglect. It thrives on chaos.
Smoke it and you’ll know. It’s not subtle. Hits like a freight train, then loops back around for a second punch. Funky, diesel-heavy nose with this weird sweet finish—like someone spilled maple syrup on a tire fire. I’ve seen people take one hit and just sit there blinking, like they forgot how to exist. It’s not for beginners. Or maybe it is, if you want to learn the hard way.
Honestly, I don’t even know who’s breeding these. There’s rumors—some say it’s a side project from a big-name breeder who got bored of making “market-friendly” strains. Others think it’s just some dude in the hills with a grudge and a greenhouse. Either way, it doesn’t matter. Fat Axl isn’t about pedigree. It’s about presence.
You grow these, you’re not just cultivating weed. You’re raising a beast. A loud, greasy, beautiful beast that doesn’t care about your yield charts or your terpene profiles. It just wants to live big and die sticky.
And honestly? That’s kind of the point.