Buy Dutch Treat Seeds — 2025 Harvest 🌱
Dutch Treat Seeds. Man, where do I even start?
This strain—this sticky, sweet, piney little monster—has been bouncing around Amsterdam coffee shops since the '90s, but the seeds? Getting your hands on legit Dutch Treat seeds is like finding a clean spoon in a stoner’s kitchen. Not impossible, just... rare. And when you do? Oh buddy.
First time I grew it, I didn’t know what I was doing. Overwatered the hell out of it. Still came out smelling like a damn Christmas tree dipped in blueberries. That’s the thing—this plant forgives. It’s not some diva strain that needs a PhD in horticulture. You give it light, some love, maybe talk to it when you're high and lonely, and it gives back. Big time.
It’s an indica-dominant hybrid, but don’t let that lull you into couch-lock expectations. It hits weird. Like, you’re chill, but your brain’s doing cartwheels. Creative, buzzy, a little giggly if you’re lucky. I’ve written entire short stories after a few hits. Also forgot to feed my cat once. Swings and roundabouts.
The seeds themselves—if you get them from a reputable breeder (don’t buy off that sketchy dude on Reddit)—tend to be feminized. Which is good. Nobody wants to waste time and space on a male plant unless you’re breeding. And let’s be honest, most of us aren’t. We’re just trying to grow something that doesn’t taste like burnt hay.
Flowering time? Around 8-9 weeks. Not too long, not too short. Just enough time to get impatient and start checking trichomes with a jeweler’s loupe like a lunatic. Yields are solid. Not record-breaking, but respectable. You’ll fill a few jars. Maybe enough to share. Maybe not.
What I love—really love—is the smell. It’s like someone crushed a pinecone into a blueberry muffin and lit it on fire. There’s this earthy, almost diesel undertone too. Complex. Not one of those one-note strains that smells like lemon Pledge and nothing else.
Some folks say it’s good for anxiety. I don’t know. Weed hits everyone different. For me, it quiets the noise. Not all the way, but enough to breathe. Enough to write. Enough to sleep without grinding my teeth into powder.
Anyway. If you’re thinking about growing Dutch Treat, do it. Just do it. Don’t overthink it. Don’t wait for the “perfect time” or the “right setup.” Grab a pot, some soil, a light if you’re indoors—and start. The plant wants to grow. Let it.
And when it flowers? When those buds fatten up and the whole room smells like a forest bakery? You’ll get it. You’ll understand why people chase this strain halfway across the globe. It’s not hype. It’s real. It’s Dutch Treat.