ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a jar of Dutch Treat Haze and just stood there, blinking, trying to figure out what the hell you were smelling? It’s like citrus had a lovechild with pine and then dipped it in a vat of electric sugar. That’s the vibe. These seeds—genetically speaking—are a bit of a Frankenstein’s monster: Dutch Treat meets Haze, and somewhere in that chaotic gene pool, something clicked. Something weird and wonderful.
Growing them? Not for the faint-hearted. They stretch. Like, really stretch. You think you’ve got space in your tent, and then boom—two weeks into flower and they’re reaching for the ceiling like they’re trying to escape. But man, when they bloom . . . it’s like watching a firework show in slow motion. Wispy, wild colas that look like they were sculpted by someone on mushrooms. Which, maybe they were. Who knows.
Now, smoking it? That’s where things get sideways. First hit, and you’re like, “Okay, this is nice, mellow, kinda floaty.” Ten minutes later, you’re reorganizing your sock drawer while simultaneously contemplating the nature of time. It’s a creeper. A sneaky, cerebral high that doesn’t slap you in the face—it whispers in your ear and then hijacks your brain. I’ve written entire short stories on this stuff. Bad ones. But still.
Flavors? Think lemon zest rubbed on a pinecone, with a weird backnote of something almost spicy—like cracked pepper or ozone. It’s hard to pin down. Some people say it tastes like Amsterdam in the fall. Whatever that means. I just know it lingers. Long after the smoke clears, there’s this ghost of sweetness that hangs around your tongue like a memory you can’t quite place.
Yields are decent if you know what you’re doing. If you don’t, well, you’ll still get something—but it might look like a sad bonsai version of what it could’ve been. These plants demand attention. Not love, not affection—attention. Neglect them and they’ll sulk. Overwater them and they’ll throw a tantrum. But treat them right? They’ll reward you with buds that look like they were dipped in frost and lit from within.
I’ve grown a lot of strains. Some are predictable. Boring, even. Dutch Treat Haze? It’s like dating someone wildly out of your league—thrilling, confusing, occasionally terrifying. But damn if it doesn’t keep you coming back for more.
Would I recommend it? Depends. You looking for easy? Skip it. You want something that makes you feel like you’re part scientist, part artist, part madman? Then yeah. Grab a pack. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.