ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Durban Cheese seeds are weird little bastards. You pop one in the dirt, and if the stars align—or you just don’t screw it up—it grows into this wild, funky-smelling plant that somehow manages to be both chill and electric at the same time. It’s like someone took a sharp sativa and dipped it in melted cheddar. Not literally, obviously, but that’s the vibe. Earthy, sweet, a little sour. Makes your nose twitch. Makes your brain do cartwheels.
I’ve grown it once. Maybe twice. Lost count. The thing is, it’s not for the lazy. Durban Poison’s in its bloodline, so it stretches tall, lanky—like it’s reaching for something it can’t quite grab. Indoors? You better train it or it’ll slap your lights. Outdoors? It’ll thrive if you don’t live somewhere dumb. Mediterranean-ish climates. Not your snowy Canadian balcony in November. Don’t be that guy.
What’s wild is the high. Hits fast. Like, you’re just sitting there, rolling a joint, and halfway through the first puff—bam. You’re thinking about your third-grade teacher and why she always smelled like mothballs and despair. It’s cerebral, but not paranoid. Unless you already are. Then maybe skip it. Or don’t. I’m not your mom.
Flavor-wise, it’s got that Cheese funk—like gym socks and blueberries had a baby. Some people hate it. I love it. It’s divisive, like pineapple on pizza or Nickelback. But if you’re into that old-school UK Cheese thing, this one’s a treat. Durban’s influence keeps it from being a total couch-locker. You can still function. Sort of. Depends what you mean by “function.”
Flowering time? Around 8–10 weeks. Sometimes less, if you baby it. Yields? Decent. Not massive, but respectable. Like, enough to make your friends jealous if you post it on Instagram with the right filter. Trichomes sparkle like sugar on a donut. Sticky as hell. Don’t touch your phone after trimming unless you want it permanently resin-glazed.
Honestly, it’s a good strain for people who want something a little off-center. Not your average dispensary cookie-cutter hybrid. It’s got personality. Swagger. Might talk back. Might make you write poetry about your cat. Or clean your entire kitchen at 2 a.m. Who knows?
Durban Cheese isn’t for everyone. But if it’s for you—you’ll know. First hit, first grow, first whiff. It’s like a weird old friend you didn’t know you missed.