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Dogwalker OG seeds. Jesus. Where do I even start?
Okay—first off, this isn’t your average, run-of-the-mill, “let’s chill and watch cartoons” strain. Nah. Dogwalker OG is a weird, wild hybrid that hits like a slow-building thunderstorm. You don’t see it coming until it’s already overhead, and by then, you’re in it. Fully. No umbrella.
The genetics? A chaotic little lovechild of Albert Walker and Chemdawg 91. That should tell you something right there. It’s got that funky, earthy, borderline-skunky nose that makes people either lean in or back away. No middle ground. Smells like wet forest floor and gasoline. I mean that in the best way possible.
Growing it? Not for the faint-hearted. She’s temperamental. Moody. Sometimes she stretches too tall, sometimes she just sits there like she’s waiting for a better offer. But when she flowers—oh man—she throws down. Dense, sticky buds that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and secrets. Trichomes for days. Weeks, maybe.
And the high? It’s… layered. Starts in the chest. Creeps up the spine. Then it’s like your brain gets wrapped in a warm, slightly electric blanket. You’re not couch-locked, but you’re definitely not running errands either. It’s introspective. A little weird. You might end up texting someone you haven’t talked to in years just to say, “Remember that time with the canoe?”
Medical folks dig it for pain and stress. Makes sense. It’s got that deep-body hum. But don’t expect it to be gentle. Dogwalker OG doesn’t whisper. It growls low and slow, like a dog that’s mostly friendly but still has teeth.
Oh—and the name? Yeah, it’s not just cute branding. You smoke this, try to walk your dog, and suddenly you’re standing in the middle of the sidewalk wondering if you already picked up the poop or just imagined it. Time gets weird. Sounds get louder. The leash feels like it’s made of spaghetti. Good luck.
Honestly, it’s one of those strains that sticks with you. Not just in your stash jar, but in your memory. You’ll be chasing that first Dogwalker high for a while. Or maybe you won’t. Maybe once is enough.
But if you’re gonna grow it—treat her right. She’s a diva, but she earns it.