ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Dirty Taxi Seeds. Just saying the name feels like you’re whispering something half-illegal in a crowded room. It’s gritty, it’s loud, it’s got that New York grime baked into the syllables. And the weed? Oh man. It hits like a yellow cab doing 60 through SoHo at 3am—no brakes, no apologies.
This strain’s a cross between GMO and Chem I95, which already tells you it’s not here to play nice. Funky as hell. Garlic, gas, something sour that sticks to your tongue like you licked a subway pole. Some people hate it. I get that. But if you’re into that loud, nose-wrinkling, what-the-hell-is-that kind of bud—Dirty Taxi’s your ride.
I grew it once. Indoors, tent setup, nothing fancy. She stretched like she had somewhere to be. Tall, lanky, but not fragile. Smelled up the whole damn apartment by week five. My neighbor asked if I was cooking onions. I wasn’t. I was just living my truth.
The high? Okay, so here’s the thing. It doesn’t creep. It slaps. One hit and you’re like—wait, what just happened? Your brain takes a left turn and your body’s still trying to figure out the GPS. It’s heavy, but not sleepy. More like… you’re pinned to the couch but your thoughts are sprinting laps. I’ve written some weird poetry on Dirty Taxi. Also forgot how to use a microwave once. Balance, I guess.
Bag appeal’s nuts. Dense nugs, trichomes like frostbite, and that weird green-purple swirl that looks like it came out of a cartoon. Sticky too. Like, roll a joint and your fingers are glued together for the next hour. Don’t plan on texting anyone.
Is it for everyone? Hell no. Some folks want their weed to taste like fruit salad and make them giggle. This ain’t that. Dirty Taxi is for the ones who like their cannabis with attitude. Who want to feel something. Who aren’t afraid of a little chaos in their lungs.
Honestly, I think it’s one of the most underrated strains out there. People sleep on it because it’s not “pretty” in the traditional sense. But that’s the point. It’s raw. It’s loud. It’s got stories to tell—most of them probably illegal, or at least morally questionable.
So yeah. If you see Dirty Taxi seeds on a menu somewhere, grab ’em. Grow ’em. Smoke ’em. Just don’t expect a smooth ride. This cab’s got a cracked windshield, a pissed-off driver, and no seatbelts. Buckle up or shut up.