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Deep Sleep Seeds. Just the name makes you wanna exhale and melt into the couch, doesn’t it? These little bastards aren’t for your average weekend warrior. Nah. They’re bred for one thing—obliteration. The kind of knockout that makes you forget your own name halfway through a sentence. I’ve tried a lot of strains, some good, some garbage, but Deep Sleep? That’s a different beast.
First off, the plants themselves—chunky. Dense, resin-caked colas that look like they’ve been dipped in sugar and left in the freezer. The smell hits before you even crack the jar. Earthy, yeah, but with this weirdly sweet funk underneath. Like wet soil and molasses had a baby. It creeps up your nose and just sits there, smug.
Growing them? Not for the impatient. These girls take their time. You can’t rush deep sedation, I guess. They stretch a bit in flower, but not crazy. You’ll need to keep an eye on humidity though—those fat buds are mold magnets if you’re sloppy. But if you treat them right, they’ll pay you back tenfold. Heavy yielders. Real couch-fillers.
Now the high. Jesus. It doesn’t hit like a slap—it’s more like a slow, warm tide that pulls you under before you even realize you’re drowning. First your limbs go soft. Then your thoughts start to melt. And then—poof—you’re gone. Not asleep exactly, but not awake either. Somewhere in between. Like floating in a warm void with no clocks, no noise, no bullshit.
Honestly, I wouldn’t smoke this during the day unless your plans include zero productivity and possibly drooling on yourself. It’s a nightcap strain. A “shut the world off” strain. Great for pain, anxiety, insomnia—basically anything that makes your brain scream when you’re trying to rest. This stuff shuts it up. Hard.
And yeah, it’s indica-heavy. Old-school vibes. None of that jittery, heady sativa nonsense. This is for people who want to feel like they’ve been wrapped in a weighted blanket and dropped into a sensory deprivation tank. You don’t get creative on Deep Sleep. You get horizontal.
I’ve heard people say it’s too strong. That it’s “too much.” And maybe for some, it is. But for the rest of us—the ones who’ve been chasing that elusive, perfect night’s sleep—it’s a goddamn miracle. A seed that grows into silence.
Anyway. If you find some, grab ’em. Clone ’em. Hoard ’em. These seeds don’t show up often, and when they do, they vanish fast. Like dreams. Like sleep. Like everything else worth having.