ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Death By Cake OG seeds. Just the name makes your mouth twitch a little, yeah? Like—what the hell is that supposed to taste like? Sweet? Heavy? Dangerous? All of the above? Probably. This strain doesn’t tiptoe in quietly. It kicks the damn door open, throws frosting on your brain, and then sits down like it owns the place.
I’ve grown these. Smoked them too. More than once. And let me tell you—this isn’t your mellow Sunday afternoon “let’s watch clouds” type of weed. It’s thick. Sticky. The kind of bud that smells like a bakery exploded inside a diesel truck. Funky-sweet. Makes your nose wrinkle and your stomach growl at the same time. You’ll either love it or hate it. No middle ground.
The plants themselves? Short queens. Squat, bushy, dense as hell. They don’t stretch much, which is great if you’ve got a tight grow space. But they do demand attention. Not needy, just—assertive. Like, “Hey, I’m gonna be amazing, but you better not slack off.” You’ll need to keep airflow tight, humidity low. Mold loves these chunky girls. Don’t let it win.
Flowering time? Around 8–9 weeks. Sometimes 10 if you’re chasing that extra frost. And oh man, the trichomes—like sugar crusted on top of sugar. You’ll see it. Looks like someone dusted the buds with powdered diamonds. It’s ridiculous.
Now the high. That’s where things get weird. First hit, you’re like, “Oh, this is nice . . . mellow . . . kinda floaty.” Then BAM. Couch. Locked. Brain melting into caramel. You’ll forget your own name for a minute. Not in a scary way, just—like it doesn’t matter anymore. You’re cake now. You’ve become the cake. It’s euphoric, but heavy. Don’t smoke this before work unless your job involves staring at walls and contemplating the universe.
Medical folks dig it too. Chronic pain, insomnia, stress—this strain eats that stuff for breakfast. Appetite? Through the roof. You’ll be raiding the fridge like a stoned raccoon. Just don’t expect to be productive. This isn’t productivity weed. It’s “cancel your plans and vibe” weed.
Genetics? Honestly, the lineage is a little murky. Some say it’s a cross between Death Star and Wedding Cake. Others throw OG Kush into the mix. Doesn’t really matter. The result is loud, sticky, and unapologetically indulgent. Like eating dessert before dinner and not giving a damn.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. But only if I’ve got the time to babysit. She’s not difficult, just . . . high-maintenance. Like a diva who actually delivers. You put in the effort, she gives you fireworks.
So yeah—Death By Cake OG. It’s not subtle. It’s not polite. It’s not for everyone. But if you’re into bold flavors, knockout highs, and buds that look like they were rolled in sugar and sin? This one’s for you.