ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Dark Side of the Moon seeds—yeah, the name alone pulls you in. Sounds like something you’d find in a dusty box in your uncle’s garage, next to a lava lamp and a stack of scratched Floyd records. But these aren’t just nostalgia nuggets. They’re real-deal cannabis seeds, bred for people who don’t just want to get high—they want to drift. Float. Maybe even vanish for a while.
First time I saw a plant from these seeds, it looked like it belonged in a sci-fi forest. Deep purple leaves, almost black in the right light. Like it soaked up all the sun and decided to keep it. Sticky as hell, too. You touch a bud and it’s like your fingers got dipped in sugar syrup and velvet. Smells earthy, sweet, with this weird berry twist that hits you sideways. Not fruity like candy—more like something fermenting in a good way.
Indica-dominant, they say. But that doesn’t really explain it. It’s not just a couch-lock strain. It’s more like… your body melts into the chair, but your brain? It’s floating somewhere above the ceiling fan, watching you from a distance, whispering weird thoughts. Not paranoia—more like curiosity. Like, “What if time isn’t real?” kind of thoughts. You’ll either love it or hate it. I loved it.
Growing them? Not for the lazy. These seeds demand attention. They don’t just sprout and thrive like weeds. Nah, they’re moody. Sensitive to humidity, picky about nutrients. But if you treat them right—if you listen—they’ll reward you. Big yields, dense buds, colors that make your grow tent look like a damn art exhibit. But screw it up, and they’ll sulk. Go limp. Mold. Die. It’s a relationship, not a transaction.
Some folks chase THC numbers. “What’s the percentage, bro?” Like that’s the whole story. But Dark Side of the Moon isn’t about numbers. It’s about vibe. Mood. That slow, creeping euphoria that doesn’t slap you in the face—it seduces you. You don’t even notice you’re stoned until you try to stand up and realize your legs are on vacation.
Would I recommend it? Depends. You looking for something easy, fast, brainless? Skip it. Go grab some autoflower from a gas station. But if you’re into the ritual—the soil, the patience, the weird joy of watching something grow into a psychedelic monster—then yeah. These seeds are worth it. Just don’t expect them to be polite.
Oh, and smoke it at night. Trust me. Daytime hits feel like trying to nap during a thunderstorm. But after dark? That’s when the magic kicks in. That’s when the moon shows you her teeth.