ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a jar of Citrus Farmer and just—boom—got smacked in the face with that wild, tangy funk? Like someone zested a lemon over a diesel engine. That’s the vibe. These seeds, man. They’re not messing around.
So, Citrus Farmer. It’s a cross—Tangelo x Grandpa’s Breath, if you’re into lineage. But honestly, who cares about the family tree when the flower hits like this? Grows like a damn weed (ha), but with some finesse. Tall, lanky, kind of a diva in veg. Needs space. Needs love. But give her what she wants and she’ll throw down colas like baseball bats, sticky with trichs and smelling like a citrus grove got drunk on gasoline.
I’ve seen phenos that lean heavy on the Tangelo—bright, sharp, almost floral. Others? Straight Grandpa’s Breath. Earthy, gassy, with that weird undercurrent of… old attic? Hard to explain. But it works. Somehow.
Yields? Decent. Not record-breaking, but respectable. You’re not growing this for pounds anyway. You’re growing it because it slaps. Because it’s loud. Because when you crack a nug in a crowded room, heads turn. Every time.
And the high—hoo boy. It’s not gentle. Hits fast, hits hard. Cerebral at first, then it creeps. Body starts melting. You forget what you were doing. You remember. You forget again. It’s a ride. Not for rookies, probably. Or maybe it is. Let ’em learn the hard way.
Indoor? Sure. Outdoor? If you’ve got the climate. She’s a bit of a princess when it comes to mold resistance. Keep her dry. Keep her happy. She’ll reward you with buds that look like they were dipped in sugar and lemon oil.
Honestly, I’ve run a lot of strains. Some come and go. Citrus Farmer? She stays in the rotation. Always. There’s just something about that flavor—like biting into a sour candy and getting punched in the soul. In a good way.
Anyway. If you’re thinking about grabbing these seeds—do it. Or don’t. More for the rest of us.