ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Cherry Cheesecake seeds—man, where do I even start? These little green grenades are something else. You crack open the pack and it already smells like a bakery got hotboxed. Sweet, creamy, with that tart cherry punch that hits you right in the memory. Like your grandma’s pie, if your grandma was a stoner and had a thing for couch-lock.
First off, the genetics. It’s not some mystery strain cooked up in a basement. Usually a cross between Cherry Pie and Cheese or something in that family—depends on the breeder, honestly. Some lean more indica, others swing hybrid, but either way, you’re in for a ride. Not the kind that makes you want to clean your house. More like the kind where you forget what you were cleaning and end up watching ants for an hour.
Growing them? Not for the faint-hearted. They’re finicky sometimes. Moisture-sensitive. Mold can be a bitch if you’re not paying attention. But if you dial it in—humidity, airflow, all that jazz—you’ll get these fat, frosty buds that look like they’ve been dipped in powdered sugar. And the smell in flower? Unreal. Like someone spilled cherry yogurt on a skunk. In the best way.
Smoke it and boom—instant dessert. That creamy, fruity inhale, smooth as hell, then the exhale hits with a funky cheese note that’s weirdly satisfying. Not for flavor snobs who only want citrus and pine. This is for people who like their weed loud and weird and memorable.
Effects? Heavy. Like, “cancel your plans” heavy. First it tickles your brain, makes you giggle at dumb stuff, then it melts your spine into the couch. Great for pain, insomnia, stress—also great for doing absolutely nothing and feeling okay about it. I’ve had nights where Cherry Cheesecake turned a bad day into a warm puddle of “who cares.”
But it’s not all sunshine. Some people get paranoid. Or too sleepy. Or they eat everything in the fridge and regret it. It’s not a daytime strain unless your day involves zero responsibilities and a lot of snacks. Just saying.
Still, if you’re into dessert strains and want something that punches both flavor and effect—this one’s a keeper. Grow it if you’ve got the patience. Smoke it if you’ve got the time. And don’t expect it to be subtle. It’s not. It’s loud, sticky, and unapologetically stoned.
Like I said—grandma’s pie, but with a blunt in her apron pocket.