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Herbies Seeds
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Okay, so Chemmy Jones. First off—what a name, right? Sounds like a stoner detective from a 70s cop show, but no, it’s a cannabis strain. A damn good one. You ever crack open a jar and the smell just punches you in the face with this weird, citrusy fuel funk? That’s Chemmy. It’s like lemon cleaner and diesel had a baby and then that baby grew up and decided to melt your brain in the best way possible.
These seeds? They’re not for the faint of heart. Or the lazy. You gotta know what you’re doing, or at least pretend convincingly. She stretches. A lot. Like, you think you’ve got space in your tent? Nah. She’ll eat it. But if you treat her right—low stress training, maybe a little topping, keep the humidity in check—she’ll reward you with these dense, frosty colas that reek of skunk and citrus and gasoline and something you can’t quite name but you know it’s trouble.
Genetics-wise, it’s a cross between Chemdawg D and Casey Jones. Which means it’s got that old-school East Coast diesel vibe with a twist of sativa uplift. You smoke it and suddenly you’re cleaning your kitchen at 2 a.m. or writing a screenplay you’ll never finish. It’s energetic but not jittery. Euphoric but not dumb. Unless you overdo it—then yeah, you’re toast. Couchlocked. Watching conspiracy theory videos and wondering if your cat is judging you (she is).
Growing from seed? Expect some variation. That’s the fun part, though. You might get one that leans more toward the Chemdawg side—shorter, stinkier, heavier. Or maybe you’ll get a lanky, Casey Jones pheno that smells like lemon zest and jet fuel. Either way, you’re in for a ride. Just don’t expect uniformity. This ain’t a cookie-cutter strain. It’s got attitude. Personality. Maybe a little trauma.
I’ve seen growers baby this plant like it’s their firstborn. Singing to it. Whispering sweet nothings. And honestly? It kinda works. Chemmy Jones responds to love. Or maybe it’s just the nutrients and light schedule. Who knows. But there’s something about it—like it wants to be great, if you let it.
Smoke report? Oh man. First hit, you’re like, “Okay, this is nice.” Second hit, you’re halfway through reorganizing your spice rack. Third hit, you’re texting your ex and regretting it immediately. It’s that kind of high. Creeps up. Twists your brain a little. Makes you think you’re smarter than you are. But also makes music sound better, food taste better, life feel a little less heavy. That’s worth something, right?
Anyway. If you’re thinking about growing Chemmy Jones from seed—do it. Just don’t half-ass it. She’ll know. She’ll punish you with airy buds and weak yield if you slack off. But if you show up? She’ll show out. And you’ll be sitting there, trimming sticky, lemon-diesel nugs with a stupid grin on your face, wondering why you didn’t do this sooner.
Or maybe you’ll hate it. Who knows. That’s the gamble.