ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a jar of Cake Breath and just—stopped? Like, wait. What the hell is that smell? Sweet, yeah, but not in a candy way. More like someone baked a vanilla cake in a pine forest, then lit a joint right on top. It’s weird. It’s good. It’s weird-good. And that’s just the beginning.
Cake Breath seeds aren’t for the faint of heart or the lazy grower. These little bastards demand attention. They’ll stretch if you let them, bush out if you don’t. Indoors? Fine. Outdoors? Better—if you’ve got the space and the guts to risk nosy neighbors. The terp profile alone could get you busted. Not even kidding. It reeks. Like, “what’s that smell coming from your garage?” levels of loud.
Genetics? Somewhere in the sugary haze of Wedding Cake and Mendo Breath, probably. Breeders get cagey with the details—either to protect the magic or because they’re high as hell and forgot. Doesn’t matter. What you get is a chunky, frost-covered monster that hits like a velvet hammer. Soft at first. Then—bam—your brain’s on a beach chair in space.
Smoke it and you’ll know. First hit, you’re giggling. Second, you’re deep in the couch, contemplating the emotional arc of a potato chip. It’s that kind of high. Heavy, dreamy, a little stupid. But in a good way. Like, you’ll forget your phone password and not even care. You’ll just stare at the lock screen like it’s art.
Now, growing it? You better be ready. These girls get sticky. Like, resin-on-your-elbows sticky. Trichomes everywhere. You’ll need gloves. And patience. Flowering time’s not short—9 to 10 weeks, give or take—but the payoff? Worth it. Dense nugs, purple streaks if you treat her right, and that smell. God, that smell again. Like cake batter and diesel had a love child and raised it in a cedar box.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, not disappointing. But the quality? Top shelf. Like, hide-it-from-your-friends level good. You’ll want to hoard it. Or maybe trade it for something rare, like a favor from a guy who knows a guy. It’s that kind of currency.
I’ve grown it twice. Smoked it more times than I can count. Every time, it hits a little different. Sometimes euphoric, sometimes sedative. Depends on the cure. Depends on your mood. Depends on the moon, maybe. Who knows. Cannabis is weird like that.
Anyway. If you’re looking for something basic, skip it. Go buy some Blue Dream and call it a day. But if you want something with personality—something that punches you in the soul and then tucks you in with a warm blanket of vanilla funk—Cake Breath might be your new obsession.
Or your downfall. Either way, it’ll be a hell of a ride.