ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Bootylicious Seeds. Yeah, that’s the name—don’t laugh. Or do. It kinda fits. This strain doesn’t tiptoe in with subtlety or whisper sweet nothings about “earthy undertones” or “balanced terpene profiles.” Nah. Bootylicious kicks the door down, throws glitter in your face, and says, “You ready or what?”
First off, it’s a hybrid. But not one of those limp, middle-of-the-road hybrids that just make you feel like a slightly more chill version of your boring self. This one leans heavy into the indica side, but with enough sativa sparkle to keep your brain from melting into the couch. Unless you want that. Then yeah, it’ll do that too. Depends on how hard you hit it.
Grows like a damn weed—literally. Short, chunky plants with thick, sticky buds that look like they’ve been dipped in sugar and rolled in neon. The smell? Loud. Funky. Sweet with a weird twist of something almost… tropical? Like someone spilled pineapple juice on a gym sock. Sounds gross, smells amazing. Don’t ask me how that works. It just does.
Now the high—hoo boy. It creeps. You think you’re fine, then bam, your legs forget how to leg. Your thoughts start looping like a broken record, but in a fun way. Like, “Wait, did I just think that? Wait, did I just think that?” And then you’re laughing at a spoon for no reason. Bootylicious doesn’t mess around. It’ll slap you sideways if you’re not ready. But it’s a good slap. A loving slap. A “sit down and chill the hell out” kind of slap.
People grow it for the yield, sure—solid harvests, not too fussy, flowers fast. But let’s be real: they grow it because it’s fun. Because it’s got personality. Because it’s the kind of strain that makes you text your ex and then immediately regret it, but also kind of not. You know?
I’ve seen folks try to describe it with all this technical jargon—“dominant in limonene and myrcene,” blah blah blah. Look, that’s fine if you’re writing a lab report. But if you’re just trying to vibe, Bootylicious is like the friend who shows up late to the party wearing sequins and blasting old-school Beyoncé. You didn’t know you needed her, but now the party’s actually started.
Would I recommend it? Yeah. Unless you’re a total lightweight. Then maybe tread lightly. Or don’t. Sometimes you gotta dive in headfirst and see what happens. Worst case, you nap for six hours and wake up with a half-eaten bag of chips on your chest. Best case? You discover a new favorite and start calling your plants “thicc.”
Anyway. Bootylicious. It’s loud, it’s weird, it’s kinda magical. Just like the name says. Don’t overthink it.