ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Blue Monster Seeds. Just the name hits different, right? Like some kind of stoner fairytale—half myth, half menace. You hear it and think: deep night skies, sticky buds, maybe something a little dangerous lurking behind the high. And yeah, that’s not far off.
I’ve grown these bastards twice. First time was a mess—overwatered, underloved, got cocky. Second time? Magic. They came up slow, like they were thinking about it, then exploded. Thick stalks, broad leaves, this weird purplish hue that crept in like bruises. The smell? Jesus. Like blueberries got into a fight with diesel fuel and somehow made peace. Sweet, sharp, almost rotten in the best way.
People talk about yield and THC percentages like they’re reading from a spreadsheet. Screw that. What matters is how it makes you feel. Blue Monster doesn’t just get you high—it drags you into a velvet cave and whispers weird things in your ear. Heavy body, sure, but your brain’s still flickering. Like watching static on an old TV and suddenly seeing shapes in it. I’ve written whole songs on this stuff. Bad ones. But still.
It’s not beginner-friendly. I mean, you can try—but she’s temperamental. Needs attention. Moisture balance is key, and don’t even think about skipping nutrients. She’ll punish you. But if you treat her right? She gives back. Big time.
Oh, and the buds? Chunky. Dense. Like little meteorites dipped in sugar. Trichomes everywhere—sticky as hell. You touch one and your fingers smell for hours. Not ideal if you’ve got a job interview or a nosy neighbor. But perfect for a Friday night with nothing to do but sink into the couch and stare at the ceiling fan like it’s telling secrets.
Some folks say it’s a cross between Blueberry and G13. Maybe. I don’t care. Lineage is cool and all, but it’s like knowing your dog’s great-grandparents. Doesn’t change the fact that he just ate your socks and looks proud about it.
Anyway. If you’re looking for something easy, predictable, tidy—look elsewhere. But if you want a challenge, something with personality, something that might just change the way you think about weed? Blue Monster. She’s waiting.
Just don’t piss her off.