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Black Triangle Seeds. Just saying the name feels like a whisper in a dark room—something secret, maybe even a little dangerous. These aren’t your average cannabis seeds. No. They’re the kind of genetics that make growers lean in closer, lower their voices, and say, “You ever run Black Triangle?”
First off—this strain is a beast. A cross between Triangle Kush and ’88 G13 Hashplant, it’s got that old-school funk with a mean streak. Earthy, piney, with this weirdly sweet, almost incense-like backnote. Smells like your dealer’s hoodie in 2004. You know what I mean.
And the high? Heavy. Like, sit-down-and-stare-at-the-wall heavy. Not couchlock in the lazy way—more like your brain just got rewired and forgot how to do small talk. You smoke this, you’re not going to the grocery store. You’re not even texting back. You’re just… there. Existing. Maybe drooling a little.
Grow-wise, Black Triangle isn’t for the faint-hearted. It’s not some plug-and-play autoflower. Nah. This one needs attention—like a moody houseplant that bites. But if you treat her right? She’ll reward you with dense, frosty nugs that look like they were rolled in powdered sugar and regret. The kind of buds that make your trimmers hate you. Sticky as hell.
Now, let’s talk seeds. Black Triangle Seeds aren’t always easy to find. They pop up, then vanish. Like good acid or that one food truck that only shows up on Tuesdays. If you see them? Grab them. Don’t overthink it. Don’t wait. Just do it. You’ll thank yourself later when you’re three bowls deep and wondering if time is a flat circle.
Some folks say it’s too strong. That it’s “too much.” And yeah, maybe. But that’s the point. This isn’t a casual strain. It’s not for your aunt who microdoses edibles and watches The Great British Bake Off. This is for the real ones. The lifers. The people who know what a proper indica should feel like—like a weighted blanket made of thunderclouds.
Anyway. I don’t know. Maybe I’m just nostalgic. Maybe I miss when weed had mystery, when strains weren’t all named after candy and social media trends. Black Triangle feels like a throwback. Like something you’d find scribbled on a paper menu at a sketchy dispensary in 2009. And that’s a good thing.
So yeah. If you get your hands on Black Triangle Seeds—grow them. Or don’t. More for the rest of us.