ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Black ’84 Seeds. Damn. Where do I even start?
This strain—this dark little legend—has a vibe. Not just a flavor or a high or whatever, but a full-on vibe. You crack open a jar of Black ’84 and it’s like stepping into a basement party in 1984, smoke curling under a red light, Prince on vinyl, somebody’s cousin passed out on the couch. It’s got that kind of energy. Thick, nostalgic, a little dangerous.
The seeds themselves? Small, dark, almost oily. Like they’ve been hiding secrets. You hold one in your hand and it doesn’t feel like a plant—it feels like a dare. Grow me, if you can. And if you do, buckle up.
I’ve seen these plants stretch tall, lanky like a teenager in a growth spurt, but with these dense, almost black buds that look like they’ve been dipped in ink. Sticky as hell. Smell? Earthy, sure, but also this weird sweet rot—like overripe berries left in the sun too long. Not for everyone. But if you know, you know.
People talk about THC percentages like they mean something. Black ’84 doesn’t care. It doesn’t need to brag. It just hits. Slow at first—like, you’re fine, you’re chill, maybe even a little disappointed. Then boom. You’re horizontal. Or laughing. Or crying. Or all three. It’s not polite weed. It’s real-deal, soul-searching, maybe-I-should-call-my-ex weed.
And growing it? Not easy. She’s moody. Sensitive to light cycles, hates being overfed, throws tantrums if humidity’s off. But if you treat her right—if you listen—she’ll give you something wild. Something worth writing about. Or forgetting entirely.
Some folks say it’s a throwback to old Afghan genetics, maybe some skunk in there, maybe not. Honestly, I don’t care. The mystery’s part of the charm. You don’t dissect a magic trick—you just let it mess with your head.
Would I recommend it? Depends. You looking for something smooth, predictable, Instagram-friendly? Then nah. Go grab some cookie-cutter hybrid with a pun for a name. But if you want something gritty, something with teeth—Black ’84 might be your girl.
Or she might eat you alive. Either way, you won’t forget her.