ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Big Holy Nina Seeds. Yeah, that name alone sounds like a fever dream whispered in a smoke-filled basement, doesn’t it? But these aren’t just any cannabis seeds—they’re a damn invocation. A prayer wrapped in resin. A genetic cocktail that doesn’t ask for permission, just kicks the door in and lights up the room.
I’ve grown a lot of strains. Some were fussy little divas, others just kind of… existed. But Big Holy Nina? She’s got presence. Like, you walk into the grow room and she’s already halfway through telling you a story. Tall, lanky, with this wild, half-feral energy—like she’s been through some shit and came out laughing. Leaves that stretch like jazz hands, buds that swell like they’ve got secrets. And the smell? God. Somewhere between citrus rind and a cathedral after midnight mass. Incense and orange peels. Maybe a little sweat. Maybe something else you can’t quite name but you want to chase anyway.
She’s not for beginners. Not because she’s hard to grow—she’s actually pretty chill—but because the high? It’s not a high. It’s a revelation. First time I smoked her, I forgot what day it was. Not in a bad way. More like… time just didn’t matter. I sat on the floor for an hour listening to a radiator hum. And it was beautiful. Like, tears-in-your-eyes beautiful. Then I got up and made pancakes. No idea why. Just felt right.
Genetically, she’s a bit of a mutt. Some say she’s got Holy Grail Kush in her bones, others swear there’s Nina Limone in the mix. I don’t care. She’s her own thing. A hybrid, sure, but not one of those boring 50/50 deals. She leans sativa, but not in that jittery, teeth-grinding way. It’s more like your brain gets a fresh coat of paint and your body forgets it’s supposed to be tired. Creative as hell. I wrote three songs in a row on her once. None of them were good, but that’s not the point.
Yield-wise? She’s generous. Not obscene, but she gives enough. You treat her right—decent soil, some love, maybe a little music now and then—and she’ll reward you with sticky, glistening colas that look like they’ve been dipped in sugar and sin. Flowering time’s not bad either. Around 9 weeks, give or take. She doesn’t rush. She doesn’t drag. She just… arrives when she’s ready.
Honestly, I think Big Holy Nina is one of those strains that’s gonna stick around. Not because she’s trendy. She’s not. She’s weird. She’s moody. She’s a little too much for some folks. But for the ones who get it? She’s church. She’s therapy. She’s the friend who shows up at 3am with a bottle of wine and no judgment.
If you’re looking for something safe, predictable, easy to explain—go elsewhere. But if you want a plant with soul? With a little chaos in her DNA? Big Holy Nina’s waiting.