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Banana OG seeds—man, where do I even start? This isn’t your average, run-of-the-mill hybrid. It’s sticky, it’s loud, and it smells like someone smashed a banana into a pine tree and set it on fire. In a good way. You crack open a jar and boom—sweet, rotten fruit funk with that unmistakable OG gas. It hits your nose like a memory you didn’t know you had. Tropical, but not beachy. More like a jungle rave at 3am, sweaty and weird and somehow comforting.
These seeds? They’re not for the lazy grower. You gotta coax them, talk to them, maybe even argue with them. Banana OG can be finicky—stretchy as hell in flower, and if you don’t train her right, she’ll flop over like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. But when she’s happy? Oh man. Dense, greasy nugs that glisten like they’ve been dipped in sugar and regret. The kind of buds that make you stare at them for a minute before you even think about grinding them up.
And the high? It sneaks up on you. First you’re giggling at a YouTube video from 2009, then you’re staring at your ceiling wondering if time is real. Heavy body, foggy head. Not couchlock exactly—more like your brain is wrapped in a warm tortilla and someone whispered, “Shhh, don’t worry about it.” Great for sleep. Or doing absolutely nothing. Or writing weird poetry about fruit. I don’t know. It’s a vibe.
Genetically, it’s Ghost OG crossed with Banana Kush. So yeah, it’s got that classic West Coast backbone—earthy, piney, diesel—but with this weird tropical twist that makes it feel like you’re smoking something illegal in a cartoon. THC levels? High. Like, “forget what you were saying mid-sentence” high. Not for rookies unless you enjoy panic attacks and existential dread. (Some people do. No judgment.)
Growing from seed, you’ll get some variation. That’s just how it goes. Some phenos lean heavy on the OG side—shorter, bushier, more fuel. Others stretch tall and reek of overripe bananas and funk. Honestly, I like the weird ones. The ones that smell like a fruit stand on fire. Keep those. Clone them. Name them something dumb like “Banana Hammock #3.”
Indoor or outdoor? Sure. Just keep her dry—she’s not a fan of humidity. Mold will ruin your day fast. Indoors, you can dial her in. SCROG works great if you’ve got the patience. She responds well to topping, but don’t overdo it or she’ll sulk. Flower time? Around 8-9 weeks, give or take. She’ll let you know when she’s ready. Leaves start to yellow, buds swell up like they’re holding secrets.
Is it worth growing? Hell yes. If you want something loud, weird, and borderline narcotic—Banana OG delivers. It’s not the easiest plant, but it’s not impossible either. Just don’t expect her to hold your hand. She’s got attitude. And honestly? That’s part of the charm.
Anyway. If you’re looking for something that smells like a banana had a bad day and got into a fight with a gas pump—this is your girl. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.