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Banana Mango seeds. Sounds like a smoothie, right? But nah—these are cannabis seeds, and they’ve got a whole different vibe. You crack open a jar of cured Banana Mango flower and it’s like someone slapped you in the face with a tropical fruit basket. Sweet, sticky, loud. The kind of smell that makes your neighbor suspicious and your dealer proud.
Now, the seeds—those little brown speckled promises—carry all that potential. You plant one, wait, nurture, curse at it a little when it stretches too tall or wilts for no reason. Then one day, boom: fat buds, orange hairs, trichomes like sugar frost. Banana Mango doesn’t mess around. It’s a hybrid, sure, but leans heavy into the sativa side. You smoke it and suddenly you’re reorganizing your spice rack at 2am or writing a screenplay you’ll never finish. It’s that kind of high. Energetic, buzzy, borderline manic if you’re not careful.
Germination’s easy if you know what you’re doing. Paper towel method still works—old school but reliable. Keep it warm, not hot. Moist, not soaked. Patience. Some pop in 24 hours, others take their sweet time. Like they’re testing you. And when they do sprout, it’s game on. These plants grow fast, stretch tall, and if you don’t top them or train them, they’ll get lanky as hell. Not ideal for small tents or nosy landlords.
Flavor-wise? Wild. Like biting into a banana that’s been dipped in mango nectar and rolled in a bit of funk. There’s this weird creamy backnote too—almost like yogurt? I know that sounds gross, but it works. It’s smooth on the inhale, sweet on the exhale, and leaves your mouth tasting like you just raided a tropical fruit stand. Terps are off the charts.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, but respectable. You’re not pulling pounds unless you’re running hydro and dialing everything in like a mad scientist. But for the average home grower? You’ll get enough to fill a few jars and impress your friends. Or just yourself. Sometimes that’s enough.
One weird thing though—some phenos throw out these deep purple hues late in flower. Not always. Just sometimes. Like a surprise party for your eyeballs. Makes trimming a little more fun, if you’re into that sort of thing. I’m not. Trimming sucks. But it’s worth it for this strain.
Medical folks say it’s good for depression, fatigue, stress. I don’t know. I just like how it makes music sound better and food taste like it’s from another planet. If you’re looking for couchlock, this ain’t it. But if you want to feel like your brain’s doing cartwheels in a field of mango trees? Yeah. Banana Mango’s your jam.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. Would I recommend it to a newbie? Maybe. Depends how much chaos they can handle. It’s not a diva strain, but it’s got attitude. Like a cat that loves you but still knocks your glass off the table just because.
Anyway. Banana Mango seeds. Weird name, wild ride. Worth it.