ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
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Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
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Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
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- ✅ Decent customer support
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Banana Glue seeds. Man, where do I even start?
These things are sticky—like, not just the name. The plants themselves? Resin bombs. You touch a bud, your fingers are tacky for hours. Smells like a fruit stand got into a bar fight with a pine tree. Sweet, but not candy-sweet. More like overripe banana mashed into diesel fumes. Weird combo, sure, but it works. Somehow.
I grew a batch last fall. Outdoor. Soil, not hydro. They stretched more than I expected—tall girls, lanky but not flimsy. Needed some tying down or they’d flop all over like drunk uncles at a wedding. But damn, once they started flowering? Fireworks. Dense colas, frosted like they’d been dipped in powdered sugar and left in the freezer overnight.
Genetics-wise, it’s Gorilla Glue #4 crossed with Banana OG. So yeah, you get that couch-lock punch from the Glue, but the Banana adds this mellow, floaty headspace. Not sleepy, just… slow motion. Like watching clouds roll over a mountain. You’re there, but not really. Time gets weird. I’ve had people smoke it and forget what they were saying mid-sentence. Not in a bad way. Just—poof—gone. Like the thought never existed.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, but respectable. Quality over quantity, right? And the bag appeal—holy hell. Bright green with orange hairs and that thick, sticky trichome layer that makes you want to just stare at it under a light for hours. Or maybe that’s the high talking. Who knows.
One thing though—this strain stinks. Like, skunky banana bread left in a hot car. Don’t grow it if you’ve got nosy neighbors or a landlord who thinks oregano is suspicious. You’ll get caught. No question.
Smoke it at night. Or on a day when you’ve got nothing to do but melt into the couch and maybe watch a documentary you won’t remember. It’s not a “get stuff done” strain. It’s a “what was I doing?” strain. And that’s the charm, I think. It doesn’t ask anything of you. Just shows up, hits hard, and leaves you grinning like an idiot.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. But maybe indoors next time. Control the stretch, keep the smell locked down. And maybe—just maybe—try not to smoke it all before curing’s even done. No promises though.