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Apples and Bananas seeds — yeah, those. If you’ve heard the name and thought, “Wait, like the fruit?” you’re not alone. But no, this isn’t about produce. These are cannabis seeds, and they’re not playing around. The name’s playful, sure, but the genetics? Straight-up serious business. This strain’s got that sweet-fruit funk on the nose, but it hits like a freight train if you’re not ready. Hybrid, but with a lean — some batches lean heavy indica, others swing sativa. Depends who grew it, how they cured it, what mood the plant was in. Plants have moods, I swear.
Now, growing Apples and Bananas from seed? That’s a whole other trip. These aren’t beginner beans. They’ll stretch if you let them, get lanky and wild, especially indoors. But if you dial in the environment — tight humidity, good airflow, no lazy lighting — they’ll reward you with dense, sticky colas that smell like a smoothie got into a bar fight with a gas can. It’s weirdly delicious. Like, your nose is confused but also really into it.
Some folks say it’s a Cookies cross, others throw in Gelato, maybe even a bit of OG in the mix. Who knows. Genetics get passed around like rumors in high school — everyone’s got a story, few have receipts. What matters is the end result: a high that starts in your face and melts down your spine. Euphoric, then heavy. Like laughing at a joke and then realizing you forgot how to stand up. Good for late nights, bad for productivity. Unless your job is watching clouds or contemplating your own heartbeat.
And the seeds themselves? Not cheap. These aren’t your back-of-the-drawer bag seeds from 2009. You’re paying for lineage, for hype, for the chance to grow something that might — might — turn out legendary. Or it could herm on you and ruin your whole tent. That’s the gamble. That’s the game.
I’ve seen growers baby these things like they’re raising a prize pig. Daily check-ins, foliar sprays, whispered affirmations. Others just toss them in soil and hope for the best. Both methods work. Or don’t. Depends on the moon, your water, your luck. Cannabis is like that. It’s part science, part chaos.
Anyway, Apples and Bananas. If you’re looking for something boutique, something with swagger, something that smells like a fruit stand exploded in a tire shop — this might be your jam. Or it might piss you off. Either way, you’ll remember it.
Just don’t expect it to taste like apples. Or bananas. It’s more complicated than that.