ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Alien Sour Apple Seeds. Yeah, the name alone sounds like something cooked up in a basement lab by a stoner with a PhD in weirdness. And maybe it was. Who knows. What I do know is this strain doesn’t play by the rules—genetically or otherwise. It’s got that sharp, sour tang that hits your nose before your fingers even touch the jar, and then—bam—apple. Not the sweet kind. More like biting into a Granny Smith that’s been soaking in diesel fuel and sarcasm.
These seeds? They’re not for your average backyard grower who just wants a mellow Sunday buzz and a few Instagram likes. Nah. Alien Sour Apple is for the bold. The curious. The slightly unhinged. It’s a hybrid, sure, but it leans into its sativa side like it’s trying to outrun something. Fast-growing, loud-smelling, and sticky as hell—like, ruin-your-scissors sticky. You’ll curse it and love it at the same time.
I grew a batch last fall. Thought I was ready. I wasn’t. The plants stretched like they were reaching for another planet, and the buds? Dense, frosty, like little green meteors coated in powdered sugar and attitude. The smell took over my garage. My neighbor asked if I was fermenting pickles. I said yes. He didn’t believe me.
Smoke it and you’ll see. First hit’s like a slap—bright, electric, almost citrusy. Then it gets weird. Your brain starts doing backflips, thoughts scatter like marbles on a hardwood floor. It’s not paranoia, exactly. More like hyper-awareness. You notice the hum of the fridge. The way your socks feel. The fact that you’ve been staring at your cat for ten minutes and she’s definitely judging you.
Medical users say it helps with focus, creativity, maybe even depression. I say it makes folding laundry feel like a high-stakes mission from a sci-fi movie. Tomato, tomahto.
Germination rate? Solid. Like 9 out of 10 popped for me, no drama. But they’re finicky little bastards once they get going. Need attention. Prune them wrong and they sulk. Ignore them and they explode. It’s a relationship, not a project.
Would I recommend it? Depends. You looking for something safe, predictable, chill? Keep walking. But if you want a strain that bites back, that makes your grow tent smell like a fruit stand crashed into a gas station, that delivers a high with teeth—then yeah. Alien Sour Apple. Get weird with it.