ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Alien Bubba seeds. Man, where do I even start? These little suckers are like the lovechild of outer space and a lazy Sunday afternoon. You crack open a pack and—boom—it’s like you’re holding a cosmic relic. Not in a cheesy, sci-fi way either. More like… earthy, dense, mysterious. There’s something ancient about them. Something heavy.
They’re an indica-dominant hybrid, sure, but that doesn’t even begin to cover it. You grow these and it’s like watching a slow-motion thunderstorm roll in. Thick, chunky buds. Dark, almost sinister greens. That deep purple hue that creeps in if you treat her right. And the smell? Jesus. It’s like coffee grounds left in a leather pouch with some weird alien spice nobody can name. Funky, rich, a little sweet—like someone spilled root beer in a forest.
I remember the first time I smoked it—felt like my bones melted. Not in a scary way. More like… my skeleton just clocked out early. Couch-lock? Yeah, but not the kind that makes you feel trapped. More like the couch becomes part of your DNA. You sink in, and the world just softens. Time slows. Thoughts stretch out and get weird. You might start thinking about your third-grade teacher and why she always wore that one necklace. Or why squirrels seem so damn busy all the time.
Growing it’s not rocket science, but it’s not idiot-proof either. She likes warmth. Hates humidity. Gets cranky if you overwater. But if you treat her like a moody queen, she rewards you. Big time. Yields aren’t massive, but the quality? Top shelf. Like, hide-it-from-your-friends level good. Sticky as hell. Trichomes like frostbite. You’ll need scissors just to break it down.
People ask me if it’s good for sleep. Yeah, if you want to sleep like a boulder. But it’s more than that. It’s a vibe. A whole damn mood. You don’t smoke Alien Bubba to get things done. You smoke it to stop giving a shit about getting things done. You smoke it to stare at the ceiling and wonder if clouds ever get tired.
Honestly, it’s not for everyone. Some folks want that peppy, get-stuff-done weed. This ain’t that. This is the kind of strain that makes you cancel plans. Makes you forget you had plans. Makes you okay with that.
So yeah. Alien Bubba. It’s weird. It’s heavy. It’s kind of beautiful in a twisted, sleepy sort of way. If you’re into that, you’ll love it. If not, well… more for the rest of us.