ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Alice in Wonderland seeds. Just the name alone—like a whisper from some psychedelic rabbit hole you’re not sure you want to fall into, but damn if you’re not already leaning over the edge. These aren’t your average backyard beans. No, these little suckers are laced with mischief. Sativa-dominant, sure, but that doesn’t even begin to explain the ride.
I’ve grown them. Smoked them. Watched them twist up into these lanky, wild-haired plants that look like they’re trying to escape the soil and tell you secrets. The buds? Fluffy, almost too light, like they might float away if you exhale too hard. But sticky. Resinous. Smell like a lemon got drunk and made out with a pine tree in a candy shop. It’s weirdly beautiful.
And the high—Jesus. It hits fast. No creeping, no gentle come-up. One minute you’re grinding, the next you’re staring at your cat like it just quoted Nietzsche. It’s electric, cerebral, a little chaotic. Not for the faint of heart or the chronically anxious. But if you’re looking to crack open your skull and let the light in? This is your ticket.
Some people say it’s great for creativity. I say it’s like trying to paint during an earthquake. Ideas come, sure, but they don’t walk—they sprint, trip, and scream. You gotta chase them. Or let them go. Either way, you’re not in control anymore. Alice is driving now.
Growing them isn’t rocket science, but it’s not idiot-proof either. They stretch. A lot. Like, you think you’ve given them enough space, then boom—jungle. Indoors, you’ll need to train them, bend them, maybe even beg a little. Outdoors? Let them run wild. Just be ready for the neighbors to start asking questions.
THC levels hover somewhere around the 15-20% mark, depending on who you ask and how you grow. But it’s not about the numbers. It’s about the vibe. And this strain? It’s got a vibe like a neon-lit dreamscape where nothing makes sense but everything feels right. Or wrong. Depends on the day.
Medical users say it helps with depression, fatigue, stress. I don’t know. Maybe. I just know it makes the world feel less heavy for a while. Like you’re floating above the noise. Laughing at it. Or with it. Hard to tell.
Would I recommend it? Yeah. To the right person. Someone who’s not afraid to get a little lost. Someone who doesn’t mind if the map catches fire halfway through the trip. If that’s you—grab a pack of Alice in Wonderland seeds. Plant them. Wait. Then buckle the hell up.