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Ace of Spades seeds. Man, where do I even start?
These aren’t your average backyard beans. They’ve got this weird, almost arrogant energy to them—like they know they’re gonna grow into something loud, sticky, and unforgettable. You pop one in the soil and it’s like lighting a fuse. Not fast, not explosive, but steady. Creeping. Then boom—purple-tinged monsters with that deep, earthy funk that hits your nose like a memory you can’t quite place. Sweet, but not candy. More like… overripe berries left in the sun too long. Funky-sweet. Dirty-sweet.
It’s a TGA Subcool strain—RIP to the mad scientist himself. He crossed Black Cherry Soda with Jack the Ripper, which sounds like a joke but isn’t. That’s where the chaos comes from. The high? It’s a rollercoaster. First it lifts you, then it flips you upside down and whispers weird thoughts in your ear. I’ve had friends smoke this and just stare at the wall for 20 minutes, smiling like idiots. I’ve also seen people get super chatty, like they suddenly remembered how to talk to strangers again. It’s unpredictable. I like that.
Growing it’s not for the lazy. These plants stretch. They get bushy if you let them, and they’ll test your patience. But damn, the payoff. Dense buds, purple streaks if you treat them right, and that smell—like a fruit market crashed into a skunk’s den. You’ll either love it or hate it. No in-between.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, but respectable. You’re not growing this for weight anyway. You’re growing it because you want something with character. Something that doesn’t play nice. Something that might just punch you in the brain and then tuck you in afterward.
I’ve had batches that leaned more toward the Jack side—citrusy, buzzy, borderline psychedelic. Others were pure body melt, couch-lock city. Depends on the phenotype. Honestly, that’s part of the fun. You never know exactly what you’re gonna get. It’s like opening a mystery box full of weird, sticky surprises.
Would I recommend it? Yeah. But not to everyone. If you’re new to growing or just want something easy and chill, maybe skip it. But if you like a little chaos in your garden—and your head—Ace of Spades might just be your jam.
Also, side note: the name’s cool as hell. Sounds like a biker gang or a lost tarot card. Feels right.